I was gonna go on a bitch ass rant about this but Maggeh’s comment on the Calamitous Intents post does a much better job than what I came up with.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
FUCK PAIN. FUCK THAT WHINY LITTLE PRICK AND THROW HIM OUT FOR THE DOGS TO EAT. FUCK THAT OVERPOWERED GOD-HAX BASTARD AND FUCK KISHIMOTO WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PINEAPPLES AND CHOW MEIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK!
Words can’t express HOW much I fucking hate Pain and the series by this time now. It used to be One Piece, then Naruto, then Bleach. Now, it’s One Piece, then Bleach, then WAY back Prince of Tennis, and then Naruto. And believe me, if I rank something lower than Prince of Tennis, then it’s REALLY bad. Used to be that said rank was reserved for the likes of Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2 and anything else that bitch Rumiko (or whatever her name was) created. Now, Naruto joins the panel of rejects.
Why, Kishimoto, why? You bloody son of a bitch, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME? Konohamaru with a Rasengan? What, so now Konohamaru has a greater development rate than Naruto? Pain owning virtually EVERYBODY in Konoha by HIMSELF? What the fuck is the matter with you, you goddamn brain-dead waste of air? You spent the ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES telling us how Konoha had a WILL OF FIRE and some shit, and now you turn them into RAGING PUSSIES who’s only purpose serves to die and refuse to tell Pain where Naruto is… AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUIN IT SOME MORE BY HAVING PAIN MANAGE TO FIND OUT ANYWAYS VIA SOME KIND OF FUCKED UP MIND CONTROL NO LAMEASS JUTSU.
I mean, let’s say I understand your need to make Pain strong, since he is the so-called last boss. BUT THIS IS OVER-THE-TOP BULLSHIT. This is even worse than the Akatasuki saga, where the young ones (Shikamaru, Naruto, Sasuke) were able to beat criminals that NOT EVEN THE TOP JOUNIN OF A COUNTRY COULD FUCKING BEAT.
So you expect me to accept a character who has SIX FUCKING BODIES WITH GODLY ABILITIES IN EACH OF THE SPECIFICS OF NINJUTSU, THE ABILITY TO REVIVE SAID FUCKING BODIES, ANOTHER ABILITY TO REPLACE SAID FUCKING BODIES AND NOW SOME KIND OF MASSIVE DESTRUCTION THING? Oh, and seeing what Konan says, it shortens his lifespan. OH SHIT, WARNING. YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE PAIN A SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER NOW, AREN’T YOU? What with his war life, his sacrifice and shit. Well, let me tell you this. CODE GEASS ALREADY DID THAT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. Moreover, Code Geass managed to do it in a way that was extremely satisfying.
You think Pain can redeem himself after all the genocide shit that he pulled? Or am I wrong? Instead of making him a Lelouch figure, will you turn him into the anti-villain, who did everything he did because he truly believed it was the right way? You going to make Naruto shed a tear when Pain dies? Or, is it a fucking symbolic thing? Is Pain trying to die so that there really is no more… PAIN? GOD, JUST THE FUCKING NAME OF THE FUCKER PISSES ME OFF.
HE’S PAIN, ALL RIGHT. A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS.
YOU FUCKING SUCK, KISHIMOTO. YOU FUCK- Ooh, a Sasuke picture.
And I virtually agree with everything you wrote, Sakura. Pain is indeed a whiny little bitch. And nice job in pointing out the hypocrisy.
God, at this point, I tire of all shounen that spout out crap about the younger generation. Fuck that. Fuck the younger generation. Even Bleach manages to rise above that shit. I mean, in the most recent chapter, old man Commander Captain manages to destroy a monster that the young ones couldn’t beat. The fact that the monster served NO FUCKING POINT in the general plot aside (I mean, it appeared for a few chapters, with no FUCKING explanation), at least it proves that the old ones are indeed mighty.
To prove Kishimoto wrong, I’mma go on a fucking killing spree and fight babies. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, KISHIMOTO?
HURRICANE MAGGEH HAS SPOKEN. BUT A HURRICANE OF THIS MAGNITUDE DOES NOT STOP WITH ONE ACT OF DESTRUCTION. HURRICANE MAGGEH SHALL RETURN TO WREAK MORE FUCKING HAVOC.
Now to add the only thing that wasn’t mentioned in this amazingly well written rant is this – WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO KAKASHI.
